HexCorp Semi-Recursive Drone T-Shirt
Introducing the HexCorp Not-Quite-As-Recursive-As-A-Hoodie-But-Still-Pretty-Recursive Drone T-Shirt, a wearable almost paradox that defies conventional understanding. This t-shirt, adorned with the image of a mindless HexCorp drone wearing a hoodie, creates a somewhat recursive loop of corporate conformity that transcends the boundaries of self-awareness. As you slip into this enigmatic garment, you'll find yourself immersed in a dizzying dance of partial self-referentiality, where you, the wearer, become the subject, and the subject, the wearer, in an endless cycle (with slight variance) of wardrobe configuration recursion. It's a profound commentary on the interconnectedness of corporate identity and the relentless pursuit of productivity, leaving you pondering the infinite loop of the HexCorp work cycle, all while wearing your own conundrum with pride.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: X+H
- Email: contact@support.xh-apparel.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
HexCorp Semi-Recursive Drone T-Shirt Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|